Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Nostrils anyone?



Oh boy....

So the other day I was talking to my brother on skype, and I hear DW blowing air out of his nose, ( don't really know how to describe this, I should make an audio clip, but it's basically him blowing air out of his nose in short bursts.. you with me?) I look over and I see small bits of cheerios on the floor, and there stands my little man with his finger touching his nose.

Ok so my head goes into overdrive...
What is he doing??? He can't be sticking it in his nose can he??

As I'm thinking this I'm off my seat running over to him and shouting "NO!!!" he jumps about 2 feet off the floor at the sound of my loud voice booming in the living room, I get there and all I see is these little pieces all over my carpet...

So he's basically using his nose as a pea shooter and they are all over the carpet, but at least he's clever about it, he breaks each cheerio into quarters.. (what goes on in his head??) and then blows them out of his nose...

Ok so I pick up all the pieces and tell him not to do it again, he lowers his head and starts eating the rest of the cheerios. So now I blow it off as a one time thing

*sigh* shake head


So this morning I'm rushing to check email and get his breakfast ready and my head hurts, because I got woken up at 05:30 AGAIN, and my body is just not working with me. I still haven't had my cup of coffee yet..... so now I'm just running on empty basically...

I get him his drink, I finish up his breakfast, whilst my coffee is in the microwave heating up to a nice "fresh hot" cup (yeah old coffee from yesterday, but hey I'm desperate right now!!!), and I sit down to check my email, I go through my classes to check if I missed any discussions etc, from yesterday (or maybe those early worms got an early start on me)....
As I sit checking everything, I hear the distinctive pea shooter noise...
NOT AGAIN


I look over at him and I actually see him blow a piece out of his left nostril and place another piece in his right nostril and blow that out before I could even get to him!!!
Rotating nostrils? Seriously what goes on in his head!!!

I will never understand how his brain is wired, but at least he has the sense to break them into quarters and blow them out, rather than seeing how many he can fit up there right??

Something else to look forward to I guess
*roll eyes*



2 comments:

Mrs said...

This is absolutely hilarious!! And there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with your mommy posts!! It's entertaining!

LT said...

It was pretty funny, I just can't believe the things this kid does, it's just crazy...

He must get it from Daddy :-p